AI Anxiety? Open AI Offers a (Free!) Solution!

Let’s be honest: to most mere mortals, “artificial intelligence” sounds like something that’s either gunning for your job, your lunch, or your immortal soul. Maybe all three, if you're having one of those weeks.

But what if I told you there’s a place where you can go from AI-awkward to AI-awesome—without spending a dime, a dollar, or a drop of your dignity?

Welcome to OpenAI Academy.A digital dojo where you battle the bots, sharpen your skills, and come out sounding less like a Luddite and more like a legal-minded Tony Stark.

And the cost?

Zero. Zilch. Nada. Free as in “fewer billable hours doing grunt work,” and free as in “why haven’t you signed up already?”

70+ Videos That Don’t Suck

This isn’t your average graveyard of grainy webinars and recycled TED Talks.We’re talking 70+ legit lessons—from “What’s a Prompt?” to “How to Build an Army of Robot Minions” (which is, regrettably, more about automation than actual world domination).

Bite-sized and binge-worthy, these videos cover everything from AI 101 to advanced alchemy.I’m currently hooked on “How to Build Agents and Assistants”—which, spoiler alert, has nothing to do with law firm recruiting and everything to do with replacing interns who forget to attach the PDF.

Whether you’re a technophobic teacher, a dusty old litigator, or someone who still thinks Siri is impressive… this will upgrade your brain faster than you can say “ChatGPT, draft a cease and desist.”

No More Excuses. Just Enlightenment.

Still scared? Still stalling? Still clinging to your flip phone and fond memories of fax machines?

Listen—fidget spinners were a fad. AI is a freight train.The only thing standing between you and the future is one click and a crumb of curiosity.

And did I mention it’s free?Like, no credit card, no fine print, and no "congratulations, you’ve unlocked level 1 of 97" nonsense.If you can watch a cat video, you can watch these—and honestly, the ROI is a little better (unless the cat teaches Python, in which case… respect).

The Bottom Line: Learn AI Before It Learns You

AI isn’t here to take your job. It’s here to take your excuses.The OpenAI Academy is your golden ticket to the digital chocolate factory.Want to automate your admin work? Speed up your writing? Impress that one junior associate who talks about “vector databases” at happy hour?

This. Is. It.

So the question is:Will you evolve… or evaporate?

Are you going to keep muttering about “the good old days” while your toaster learns to draft and redline contracts faster than you do? Or is it finally time to catch up with the ‘20’s?